"The
end!" Chi-Chi said flipping the lights back on. She, Goku, Krillin, Bulma,
and Vegeta were having a party for no apparent reason. They had just ordered
pizza, popped popcorn, and had watched a movie. The movie they had watched was
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon…
"Gezz, that looked so fake," Vegeta scowled.
"It was fake! They were only acting!" Bulma stated.
"Urg! I know that! I'm not stupid!"
"Oh you aren't?"
"Ah, shut up woman. I was just saying I could do much better than
that!"
"That'd be the day." Bulma whispered to herself.
"I heard that!"
"Oops! Oh well. Hey guys! I have an idea!"
"What is it Bulma?? Goku asked.
"Why don't we play truth or dare?"
"Yeah!" Krillin said.
"Fine with me!" Goku replied.
"Oh! I love this game!" Chi-Chi chirped.
"What? I've never heard of it." Vegeta said confused.
"Well…" Bulma began, "When someone asks you truth or dare,
you pick truth or dare. If you pick truth than the person who asked you truth or
dare, asks you a question and you must answer that question honestly. If you
pick dare, that person tells you to do something and you have to do it. When you
finish your truth or dare, it's your turn to ask someone."
"Okay. Sounds sorta fun."
"It is" Krillin replied.
"So who wants to start?" Goku asked.
"Oh! I will!" Chi-Chi burst out. "I love how this game can be so
romantic! Um, let's see… Krillin truth or dare?"
"Uh… Truth!"
"Hmm… Did you eat the muffins I baked this morning?"
"Uh… well… you see…(sweat drop) I… Uh…
no?"
"Krillin! This is sopposta be an honest game!"
"Oh. Fine! Yes!"
"Ah! You!" Chi-Chi said hitting him on the head.
"Ow! Any way, Vegeta truth or dare?"
"Wha? Me?"
"Duh! Who else is named Vegeta in this room?"
"Argh! Truth."
"Okay, um, aha! Heh heh! Have you ever thought of Bulma as
attractive?"
"Ah! No!" he said blushing badly, so was Bulma.
"Oh Vegeta. You know this is supposta be an honest game!" Krillin said
mockingly.
"I suggest you shut up if you know what's good for you!"
"Okay, okay. Gezz, you don't have to get all wound up! Anyway it's your
turn."
"Hmph. Fine. Bulma truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Hmm… I know! Heh!" Vegeta laughed grinning evilly. "I dare
you to go outside turn on the hose and hold it over your head!"
"WHAT??!"
"For 5 minutes!"
"AHH! Why??"
"Because, now do it!"
"What did I do to deserve this?" They all went outside to see her do
her dare.
"But, wait a minute. If I hold the hose over my head that long, my arms
will kill! Can't we just skip this dare?"
"No. I'll hold it there." Vegeta picked up the hose and turned to
Goku, "Turn on the water!" Goku did as he was told. The water came
bursting out.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO COLD!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma screamed.
She ran out of under the water, only to get trapped in a corner by Vegeta. He
held the hose to her neck (the water is not blasting hard).
"Thank Kami that dare is over." Bulma said soaking wet in very cold
water. "Sigh. Um, Goku truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Did you take my photo album?"
"Yes."
"What? Why?"
"Well, it was on the table and I was looking at it then I had to go so I
brought it with me."
"Without my permission?!"
"You weren't home and your mom said you wouldn't be back for another few
hours!"
"Well… Never mind. It's your turn."
"Okay. Krillin truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Did you take Bulma's photo album from my house?"
"Um, well, I, uh," he glanced at Bulma. He knew what she could do when
she was mad and didn't want to do that. "Oh. Fine. Yes."
"What? You mean you have it now?!"
"Well, sort of…"
"What do you mean sort of?!!"
"I um sort of lent it to Yamcha…"
"WHAT?!!" Bulma walked over to her purse and took out her cell phone.
She dialed Yamcha's number, "Hello, Yamcha. It's Bulma. Yes. I'm with
Krillin, Chi-Chi, Goku, and Vegeta. Why? Argh! Why do you get so jealous when
I'm with him? Sigh. Oh yeah I want my photo album back soon! Why? It's a long
story, actually no it isn't… Anyway, why don't you come over? Good, okay
see you then!"
"That baka is coming over?" Vegeta scowled.
"Oh Vegeta. He's not a baka."
"That's what you think." Yamcha arrived a few minutes later.
"Okay, so who's turn is it?" he asked.
"Mine." Krillin replied. Yamcha truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"How many girlfriends did you have before Bulma?"
"Tons!" Bulma's eyes widened. She was shocked at first, and then she
was angry. "I mean, I did not have anyone before Bulma."
"Hmph! Yeah right." Bulma mumbled soft enough so she was the only one
that heard that.
"Vegeta. Truth or dare?" Yamcha asked.
"Truth."
"Do you like Bulma?"
"God! Is everyone gonna ask me this?!"
"Answer the question!"
"No!"
"You know you do!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"I resent this!"
"You do!"
"Kakorot! Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sing us a song!"
"Ah! Singing?!"
"Yep."
"Only if Bulma helps me!"
"Fine by me."
"What? Why?"
"Just do it."
"Fine come on Bulma let's go in a different room to figure this out."
"Oh, why me?" Bulma and Goku practiced after they decided on a song.
Finally they finished. They came into the room to start.
Goku: Friday night I crashed your party
Saturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and trashed me out again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
Bulma: I've been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane
Both: You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
Bulma: Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
Goku: You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile
Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way
Both: You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right
"Tada!"
Goku bowed. Everyone clapped (including Vegeta!). "Now, Bulma. Truth or
dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to sing a song. By yourself!"
"No! Not another! Why?"
"Because you are a good singer."
"So! That doesn't mean I have to sing songs for people!"
"Just do it, please?"
"Fine." She went into another room for a minute, and then came back
out. "Here goes nothing…"
I wanted to be like you
I wanted everything
So I tried to be like you
And I got swept away
I didn't know that it was so cold
And you needed someone
to show you the way
So I took your hand and we figured out
That when the tide comes
I'd take you away
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
All you wanted was somebody who cares
If you need me you know I'll be there
Oh, yeah
If you want to
I can save you
I can take you away from here
So lonely inside
So busy out there
And all you wanted
was somebody who cares
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
"There.
You happy?"
"Yep."
"Krillin truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Tell us a secret that you have kept to your self for years."
"Oh great… Well Bulma and Goku you would be the only ones who would
know what was going on… remember that time after the tournament and we
were traveling to get dragonballs from the Red Ribbon Army?"
"Yes." Bulma and Goku said in unison.
"Well we were inside that cave… and well, that um, guy. What was his
name?"
"General Blue?"
"Yeah that's it! Any way, when he knocked me to the ground he said
something to me before he went over to you Bulma…"
"Huh? What?" Krillin leaned towards her and whispered in her ear.
"AHH!" she shrieked.
"What? What is it I want to know?" Yamcha said.
"Me too!" Chi-Chi said.
"Me Three!" Goku replied.
"Me four!" Vegeta joined.
"No way!" Bulma screamed. "It's your turn Krillin,"
"Okay, Vegeta, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Hmm… I know! Ha ha ha. I dare you to kiss Bulma!"
"Wha?"
"You heard me. Do it." Vegeta and Bulma looked at each other for a few
moments blushing. Vegeta slowly leaned in, then he reached her cheek. He kissed
it softly. "Oh, did I forget the words 'on the lips'?" Vegeta did not
hesitate. He moved right to them. Bulma kissed him back.
The End