Weirdo Saga
Of
Dragonball Z!!
Setting: It’s a beautiful day at Vegeta’s castle. The pool is sparkling, the birds are singing and Goku is…dancing?! But, darkness looms around the corner…
Goku is out under the huge willow tree in the back of the castle. He has his purple boom box playing exercise music.
Work out tape: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 keep it up!
Goku was stretching his arms over his head and sweat beads ran down his face.
Goku: Getting so tired!
Work out tape: No your not! Keep it up! 1 and 2 and 3 and 4…!
Goku: Shut up! You’re just a cassette tape!
Goku becomes mad and kicks the boom box and it shatters into pieces.
Goku eyes get huge: Um…. I hope that wasn’t Piccolo’s FAVORITE boom box…Ehhh
Setting: Lauren and Katy were lying out by the pool….
Lauren: I love lying out by the pool…
Katy sits up and takes off her sunglasses and looks around.
Katy: Did you hear someone say our names?
Lauren: No, I think the sun is getting to you Katy, you best go inside.
Katy: Like whatever!
Katy picked up her towel but before she left she splashed Lauren a little.
Lauren: AHHH! COLD!
Lauren’s went on a hot/cold rage and got up and pushed Katy in the pool!
Lauren: Ohhh who’s laughing now huh? Huh?
Katy: me!
Katy was behind Lauren and Katy pushed her in but Lauren grabbed Katy’s wrist and they both went in!
SPLASH!!!!!!!!
Lauren: SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Katy: Hey, actually I kind of like it, I feel a lot better… J
Lauren’s wet messy hair hangs in front of her face, freezing from the cool breeze she just glares at Katy.
Lauren: Grrr…I hate you………J
Setting: Up up and up in the tall tallest towers of the castle, was a creepy man watching down below…
Vegeta: The little ones playing in the pool…. How cute yet…. What am I saying?!?! I’m EVIL not passionate!! Darn my four fathers before me!!!!!!!
Vegeta stepped down from the window and turned to leave the tower when he fell! Vegeta: I really shouldn’t be up here in the dark wonder if I fell through the FLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Vegeta fell through the floor of the tower!
Vegeta: (face in concrete) I’m ok…………never better…
Setting: Piccolo and Krillin are in the kitchen, having a KITCHEN WAR!!!
Previously before the Kitchen war by two minutes
Piccolo and Krillin were in the fridge eating everything they could.
Piccolo: Hey wonder if I took this roast beef, yeah and this sour dough bread, and this mustard and blah, blah, blah….
Krillin: Ahh! What is that thing?!
Piccolo: A fridge monster!
Just then Krillin accidentally spilled a bottle of magic stuff on the sandwich and it came to life!
Fridge monster: ackakahff I will eat you!
Krillin and Piccolo ran to the other side of the kitchen where the pots and pans hung over the stove. They grabbed as much as they could and got down. Piccolo was wearing a soup pot on his head and Krillin was wearing a metal draining bowl. They both had a spoon and their frying pans ready for action!
Piccolo: Ready!
Krillin: ATTACK!!!!!!!!
They got up quick but saw no sign of the dun, dun, dun Fridge monster!
Piccolo: (eyes move side to side) That toothpick legged freak couldn’t of gotten very far.
Just then they heard something moving in the cereal cabinet!
They turned around and saw the sandwich jump at them!
Piccolo and Krillin: HIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (squish)
Piccolo: I did it!
Krillin: what a mess, I’ll never eat roast beef again…
Then they heard mini evil laughs.
They slowly turned around and saw hundreds, no thousands, no MILLIONS of mini fridge monsters!
Krillin: AHHHHHHHHHH! It reproduced! I told you were shouldn’t of bought that extra pound of roast beef! Run for you lifffffeeeeeeeeee!!!! INVASION!!!
Piccolo powered up: I’m not gonna let my lunch make a meal out of me!
Piccolo shot fireballs at the sandwiches.
Piccolo smiles: Anyone up for a fried roast beef sandwich?
Krillin: I’ll be in the bathroom barfing.
Piccolo: Cool, more of meeee!
Setting: Day 2. All’s well that is well in the castle. Trunks and Goku are entertaining themselves with the elevator, Vegeta fixing the tower floor, and Krillin and Piccolo, well who knows what their up too…
Trunks: (baby voice) Ely-vator go up!
Goku: (baby voice) Ely-vator go down!
Trunks and Goku: Ely-vator go down de holllleeeeeee!!
Trunks: Up and up
Goku: Down, down, down!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Trunks: UP!
Goku: DOWN!
Elevator lights go off and the elevator comes to a fast halt.
Goku: (in a fast tone) Ely-vator broken….
Trunks: Someone…. Help…?
Goku: Soon, all the air will run out!
Trunks: Yeah cause your full of hot air! Shut up!
Silence in the elevator
Setting: Vegeta is working to fix the floor of the tower.
BAM, BAM, BAM! Vegeta hammers the nails in the wood. Vegeta has a huge bump on the head with a white bandage wrapped around it.
Vegeta: Dumb floor, why I oughta…
Board snaps.
Vegeta: Uh oh, dis is bad.
Vegeta falls.
Vegeta remembers: I CAN FLY!
Vegeta flies!
The broken board: He can fly!
The tall tower: He can fly!
Vegeta: That’s right fool! I’m a flying stubborn king! You may have seen a house fly, maybe even a donkey fly, but you’ve never seen a king fly!
Vegeta lands and calls the construction company.
Setting: Krillin and Piccolo, with… hey where are they?! I don’t see them anywhere?! Oh now I know why, they are wearing superhero costumes! Krillin is wearing the Robin outfit and Piccolo is BATMAN! Dun na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
In the underground batcave.
Krillin: Batman, I’m receiving a bat fax!
Krillin reads it.
Krillin: Holy hotdogs Batman! Goku is having a crisis!
Piccolo: (as batman) To the bat mobile!
(Batman spin with the batman sign)
Krillin and Piccolo get in the bat mobile.
(The bat mobile is made out of a cardboard box, with a few drawings for headlights, doors and the bat sign. They made wheels out of bicycle tires and took a steering wheel from the Flintstone mobile. Then they took a black garbage bag, cut in it in half and somehow made a roof for the car.
They peddled their way out and to the rescue!
Setting:
Katy and Lauren were in Lauren’s room flipping through TV channels…nothing…
Katy: There it is again! I swore I heard someone say our names!
Lauren: Katy, you really do need to get a life.
Katy climbed off of Lauren’s bed and looked at Lauren’s calendar.
Katy: Hey, Goku’s birthday is in 27 days!
Lauren: Really? I mean yeah cool, isn’t?! Heheh
Katy gazed into a picture of Lauren and some guy….
Katy: Hey Lauren…?
Lauren: yeah? (eyes still on the TV)
Katy: Isn’t that guy in the picture from the toy store? You know when you could get your picture taken with Tarzan?
Lauren got up in a hurry and ran by the picture and covered it up.
Lauren: yeah, uhh heheh.
Katy: I knew you liked him.
Lauren blushed.
Setting:
Yes the boys are still stuck in the elevator…
Trunks was playing his harmonica, a sad, sad song.
Goku: (young western voice) It’s so said, that these two innocent boys, are stuck in this elevator, oh why did the gods do this? We were only trying to have some fun, but, sadly yes, Vegeta put this elevator together….
Trunks stopped playing: Damn, it’s getting hot in here!
Goku: It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes (high pitch girly voice) I am getting so hot, I’m gonna take my clothes off!
Trunks: no please, keep them on.
Goku: I want to take my clothes off, plus you can’t see me anyway.
Just then the elevator rumbled.
Trunks: What was that? Uhh Goku I don’t think the elevator wants you to undress, lol.
Goku: Well just see about that (zip)
The lights turned back on and the elevator rushed up to the top floor and opened the door quickly and pushed them out, closed it’s doors, and raced back down.
Goku pants then fell down and he wasn’t wearing any underwear nor boxers!
Trunks winced at the sight and ran for cover.
Trunks: MY EYES! MY EYES! MY PERFECT BLUE EYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??????
Goku pulled his pants back up and turned to leave.
Trunks: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! …………. He’s gone?
Setting: Vegeta called 5 different companies and none wanted to do the job. Their was one more, and Vegeta dialed the number…
Ring, ring, ring, ring
Man: Evan’s construction company how may we help you?
Vegeta: Yes, one of my towers on my castle has been torn down and-
Man: Well that’s too bad, try calling the construction company.
Vegeta: YOU ARE THE CONSTRUCTION COMPANY!
Man: yes I know that, you don’t have to yell sir.
Vegeta: You better fix my towers or I’ll make you life a LIVING HELL!
Man: Uhh yes ok, well be out in about 30 minutes to check it out and begin building!
Vegeta: That’s more like it.
Click!
Setting:
Piccolo and Krillin (known as Batman and Robin) and heading out to the scene…
Goku
sat on his bed, looking out the window…
Goku:
What’s wrong with not wearing underwear? I don’t see anything wrong! I hate
Hanes undies I like to be FREEEEEE! Come my animal friends!
Just
then there were birds, monkeys, tigers, elephants, you name it, it was there.
Goku:
Witness my nakedness! Rejoice!
Goku’s
pants drop
Animals:
(eyes get big) THEY ALL FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES!
Goku
blinks and is totally confused.
Just
then at Goku’s door shows up the BAT MOBILE!
Knock,
knock.
Goku
gets up with his pants still down at his feet and waddles to the door and opens
it.
Piccolo:
We received your fax and-
Krillin:
OH MY KAMI! NOW THAT’S A CRISIS!
Piccolo:
The Belt demo wont surrender the belt for the pants eh?
Goku:
No I got one in the drawer and-
Piccolo:
Silence, we must find this evil villain before all pants DROP! Come Robin, get
the Bat Radar and set it for belt mode…
Krillin:
I seem to be picking up something, coming from over there!
Piccolo:
So the belt demo decides to it in this tall hideout? Why does he need so many
doors that are sideways?
Goku:
It’s called a dresser drawer!
Piccolo:
The Evil Belt Demon’s hideout you say? Well all aboard that’s going aboard!
Krillin:
I’m right behind you Batman!
Piccolo
and Krillin jump in the drawer saying: Bats skidoo we can too! Then they spin in
circles and become smaller and jump in the dresser drawer.
Goku
looks at the drawer in amazement.
Goku:
Is that for real? Or did they skidoo inside my dresser?!
Goku
hears what’s going on inside the drawer.
Piccolo:
(inside the drawer) surrender the belt!
Belt
Demon: NEVER!
Krillin
punches the Demon (on the screen a quick sign pop) PUNCH! Piccolo kicks him.
KICK! Krillin slaps him. SLAP! Piccolo
farts. FART!
After
what seemed like an hour when it was only 10 minutes, they skidoo out of there!
Piccolo
held the belt to Goku’s pants.
Piccolo:
Son, don’t let this belt out of your site again.
Krillin:
Oh and you might want to take this Bat Rade and spray your drawer since a demon
lives in there.
Goku:
Who are you? What are your real identities?
Piccolo:
We are so secret, even we don’t know who we are.
Krillin:
Yes, I uhh think.
Then
they jumped in the Bat Mobile, nearly breaking it and peddled down the stairs.
Piccolo
and Krillin: (bumpy voice) uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh…
Setting:
The Construction Company just arrived.
DING
DONG!
Trunks
runs to the door like a dog and starts to bark at them through the window.
Vegeta:
Down boy, easy, Katy you better hold him back by his collar.
Katy
did so and lead Trunks upstairs.
Construction
guy: That’s one ugly dog you have.
Vegeta:
Tell me about it. Anyway come and see the damage.
Vegeta
lead the guy to the tower and he couldn’t believe what happened!
Guy:
What happened here?! It looked like someone dropped a 1 ton block through the
floor!
Vegeta:
No, I just fell. It’s not that bad is it?
The
guy just looked at him and panicked.
Guy:
Well uhh we’ll get started right away, come on boys, start redoing the floor!
Setting:
Day 22, 5 days before Goku’s Birthday. The Tower has been fixed, Piccolo and
Krillin continue to save the world and Katy and Lauren, and we’ll have been
hanging out.
Vegeta
looks out of his tall tower, staring down at the people that live in his castle.
Vegeta turns and looks at his calendar, five days till Goku’s birthday.
Vegeta:
Goku’s Birthday! It’s practically here! And then, all the noise, noise,
noise!!
Narrator:
But the King never liked Goku’s Birthday, and his heart was two sizes too
small.
Vegeta
holds up an x-ray of his heart.
Vegeta:
Perfect size all year! Going on The Grinch Heart diet is awesome!
Vegeta:
I know just what will happen on that day… The sun will rise and all the party
guests will rush in the house, and play their pin the tail on the monkey,
musical chairs, then they’ll squeal on pantuncas and drum the drumwookas! Then
they’ll all sit down to a huge feast. The roast beast is one thing I can’t
stand at the least! …Oh no! I’m speaking in rhyme! (Cries and whines at the
end)
Vegeta:
I must stop his birthday from coming!
Pinkezza:
(Vegeta’s pet thing) Woof!
Vegeta:
The Santa Clause costume won’t work!
Pinkezza
backed up and his face landed in some face paint. He got up and faced Vegeta.
Pinkezza had a white face, with red circles for cheeks and red lips.
Vegeta
got a wonderful wicked idea (smiles really big)
Vegeta:
I know what I’ll do! I’ll dress up as the party clown and come and take
everything away! Hahahahaha!!
Song:
You’re
a mean one, Vegeta
You’re
wicked and so lean!
You
love your tasty hot pockets
You
are wearing some sun block
Vegetaaaaa!
If
I had a choice between you and some expired bubble bath I would choose the...
expired bubble bath!
Vegeta
looks at himself in the mirror. He looks better than usual! (Lol I hope he
doesn’t read that, hehe heheh…)
Setting:
4 days later… It’s just two hours before everyone will wake up and Vegeta
makes his move….
Vegeta
gathers his garbage bags and stuffs everything into them! He took everything!
The presents, the favors, the chairs, the monkey, the cake, the ice-cream and
even the roast beast!!
Setting:
2 hours later… Goku and everyone else wakes up, there is no cheering, there is
no laughter, just silence…
Goku
looked out in the back yard, his party had been ruined.
The
party favors were torn down, the cake was gone, even the gift Lauren was going
to give him was gone as well. The yard was all trashed; Goku’s big day was
ruined.
Goku
looked out and a tear ran down his cheek.
Lauren
didn’t like seeing her Goku hurt like this, there was only one thing to do.
Vegeta
looked down from his tower, chuckling to himself.
Vegeta:
Ahh the sound of crying is just what I want to hear.
Narrartor:
But then out of no where, softly it began then it rang through the yard. That
song.
Song:
Happy
Birthday to you
Happy
Birthday to you
Happy
Birthday dear Goku
Happy
Birthday to you
May
the dear Kami bless you
May
the dear Kami bless you
May
the dear Kami bless Goku
May
the dear Kami bless you!
Every
cheered for Goku and he smiled and hugged Lauren.
Vegeta
was stunned and confused.
Vegeta:
It came without favors? …. It came without presents, cake or vanilla wafers!
Narrator:
He puzzled and puzzed till his mind went sore, then Vegeta thought, maybe
Birthdays don’t come from a store, maybe Birthdays mean just a little bit
more. (smiles)
Vegeta
then dresses up at the clown and grabs everything and flies out the tower.
He
lands and throws everything out, he returned the cake, presents, the monkey,
favors, he brought everything back.
Vegeta:
Anyone want a balloon animal?
Goku:
I do!
Vegeta:
Which one?
Goku:
A Pterodactyl!
Vegeta:
Doggie it is!
Vegeta
makes a dog.
Goku:
Ohhh thanks funny clown!
Vegeta:
Wha…? Oh yeah you’re welcome! (Smiles)
Setting:
2 months later. The castle was silent, everyone’s inside on such a beautiful
spring day…
Piccolo:
(Batman) Robin, I’m detecting something on the Bat Radar that something is
moving this way!
Krillin:
(Robin) Holy bubbles batman! Could this be the work of the one and only-
Vegeta:
Wha…?
Trunks:
Connect four! Haha I beat you again!
Vegeta:
Darn, you sunk my battle ships!
Trunks:
Now if I can tie the shoelace to the coral and throw it 12 feet, I’ll be in
the lead!
Trunks
throws the coral and it lands 13 feet away.
Trunks:
Check mate!
Vegeta:
Bingo! King me! King me!
Trunks
does a back flip: I win!
Vegeta:
But it’s not Tuesday Trunks.
Trunks:
Tarter sauce!
Katy
and Lauren walk in the room: What are you guys doing?!
Vegeta
and Trunks look at each other: We don’t know.
Just
then the spring day turned into a winter wonderland!
Vegeta:
Unusual weather were having.
Trunks:
What? This wasn’t on News 25 weather forecast!
Katy:
There’s something seriously wrong with this.
Just
then Batman and Robin appear in the living room!
Katy:
Who are you?
Piccolo:
I’m the one and only Batman! And this is my partner Robin!
Lauren:
Well Mr. Batman, can you explain what’s going on with the weather?
Batman:
This is the work of our arch enemy!
Then
a whole bursts throw the wall and the blizzard storm blows in.
Vegeta:
What the?
Trunks:
It’s cold!
Batman:
It’s… Mr. Freeze!
Freiza:
Haha, I have come seeking revenge, this time no one can stop me! Not even you
Batman!
Batman:
punches Mr. Freeze (PUNCH!) Robin
(KICK!) Mr. Freeze (ZAP!)
Mr.
Freeze froze our heroes with his ice beam thingy!
Vegeta:
No!
Trunks:
(eyes get big and watery) you really do care!
Vegeta:
No, I just don’t have insurance to cover all of this!
Trunks:
oh.
Vegeta
fired a fireball at Mr. Freeze.
Mr.
Freeze: AHH! I’m melting! I’m melting!
Mr.
Freeze melts all over the carpet.
Vegeta:
Trunks, he the super de duper water sucker machine! We got a clean up on aisle
4!
Katy:
Trunks…?
Trunks:
(whispers to Katy) He gets like this, you should know from the pervious
stories…
Katy:
Huh?
Vegeta:
I read that!
Katy:
What? Did I miss something?!
Setting:
Vegeta hung Robin and Batman over the fire and they began to melt.
Batman:
I now have feeling back in my legs.
Robin:
oxygen never felt better!
Katy,
Trunks, Lauren, Goku and anyone else besides Vegeta said thanks and went inside,
that leaves Batman, Robin and Vegeta by the fire, ok?
Batman:
Well sir King, we just wanted to let you know that we couldn’t of done this if
your handsome, brilliant friends didn’t tell us!
Vegeta:
When did I tell you?
Robin:
Your other handsome brilliant friends, Krillin and Piccolo, they are the bravest
men we’ve ever seen, and make sure you do not get mad at them for spilling
grape juice on your one of a kind white coats.
Vegeta:
ok, what a second…
Vegeta
pulls their masks off.
Vegeta:
WHAT??? NOW YOU DIE!!!
Piccolo
and Krillin ran for their LIVES!
Vegeta
runs after then like a mad man chasing it’s prey.
Piccolo
and Krillin turn the corner quickly, then about a couple seconds later Vegeta
turns the corner and there was no trace of them.
Vegeta
quietly looked around till he noticed something standing out.
The
backyard melted with snow and there seemed to be a igloo by the pool?
Vegeta
walked up to it…
Vegeta:
(knocks on the igloo) Ahh plastic, made by… pre-skool.
Vegeta
picks up the igloo and they weren’t there, instead was a hidden latch door.
Vegeta
opens it and climbs down and discovers a huge underground lab.
Vegeta:
Where did they get all these expensive computers?? Vegeta finds a piece of paper
that was taped to the wall, it read:
Computer
disc: $145 Wide-screen monitors with CPU: $7,000 Tracking system: $1500
Tricking
your friends into believing this is the actual bat cave: priceless
There
are some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s master card.
Vegeta
crumbled the piece of paper up and growled.
Vegeta:
Where have they gone?
Echo:
Where have they gone?
Vegeta:
Wise guy huh?
Echo:
Wise guy huh?
Vegeta:
Shut up!
Echo:
MAKE ME!
Vegeta:
Aren’t you suppose to mock me?
Echo:
Yes.
Vegeta:
Grrr
Echo:
Grrr
Vegeta:
(thinks) hmm… at least I’m safe inside my mind…
Echo:
At least I’m safe inside my mind…
Vegeta:
Mary..
Echo:
Mary…
Vegeta:
had a little lamb…
Echo:
had a little lamb…
Vegeta:
Who’s fleece was white as…
Echo:
who’s fleece was white as…
Echo:
SNOW!
Vegeta: pickled lamp feet! Ha!
Echo:
you’re an idiot!
Vegeta:
(whispers) by the time the vibrations from the voice bounce off the walls and
come back to me I wont be able to hear it.
Echo:
you’re an idiot!
Vegeta:
ok, where are they?
Echo:
ok, where are they?
Vegeta:
stop it!
Echo:
stop it!
Vegeta:
Grrr I WANT TO KNOW WHERE PICCOLO
AND KRILLIN ARE!
Echo:
Over here!… woops
Vegeta
runs over there!
And
there he saw them, hiding, under a bed.
Piccolo
and Krillin: (whimpering) don’t hurt us, we’re sorry, for everything…
Vegeta:
(FLASH BACKS)
Vegeta just got relaxed in
the bathtub and then felt something move in the
water... he sat up and sat still and looked around the water... Nothing...
He signed and sank back in and then felt something, no two things moving
about... Vegeta sat up again and looked around... He then saw something
Green... Then two heads popped out at Vegeta and he jumped out and screamed.
Piccolo and Krilin screamed at the site of him naked. Piccolo: Hey your
right Vegeta, you do look better without that Speedo, I mean, OH MY
KAMI!!!!!!!!! Vegeta: WHAT R U TWO DOING HERE!! Krillin: Will you get us
the pizza cone hat, plllleeeaaasssseee??? (Puppy dog eyes from Piccolo and
Krillin)
Vegeta: NO WHAT ARE U DOING SWIMMING AROUND IN MY BATH TUB?????
YOU GUYS ARE SICKOS!!!
Piccolo looked innocent like he didn't see anything in the first place
Vegeta: GET OUT NOW OR I WILL SEND THE DOGS AFTER U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Piccolo and Krillin ran out of the room and started laughing
Krillin: hey do u think we are ever going to get that cone hat?
Piccolo: I don’t know but I’ve never heard Vegeta scream like that
before!!!!!
haha
Krillin opened the bathroom door and yelled
KRILLIN: VEGETA SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta got up and ran after Krillin and piccolo.
Piccolo:
Here's your krabby patty sir.
Krilin: it's on fire!!
Piccolo: oh not again!! Just like the hotdogs!!
Krilin and Piccolo threw the patty down the hall but then the red carpet
caught on fire so Krilin went after it and Threw it against Vegeta' door and
it burned right threw and came flying into the bathroom...
Krillin: Uh oh.
Piccolo: Do you think it will hit his balls? If so he deserves it!
Vegeta: Nothing like a nice... (Patty goes under water and hits his balls)
KRABBY PATTY ON FIRE HITTING YOUR BALLS!! AHHH!!
Piccolo: Yep, sure did.
Vegeta grabbed an ice pack and marched out the hallway door.
Vegeta: Ok who's the wise guy?
Piccolo and Krilin point at each other.
Piccolo: He threw it!
Krillin: yeah! Oops...
Vegeta: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Piccolo: Run Krillin run!! (Forest Gump)
Vegeta: Naaaa shut up!
Vegeta: The wheels on the
bus go round and round, round and round, the
wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long. Vegeta was singing to
one of his cds on his headphones and Krillin and Piccolo where in the
closet recording what he was singing. Piccolo: (snickers) Krillin:
(whispers) So this is a talk boy huh? Piccolo: yeah, this is gonna be so
funny! Krillin: It's already funny! Piccolo: I can't see anything in here,
it's too dark. Krillin: Let me try and find a light switch. Krillin moved
his hands around and bumped into the light saber. Krillin picked it up and
started dancin around with it. Piccolo: Watch it shorty! (Ducks) Hey you
almost cut my arm off!! Krillin lost control of the saber and it went
through the door and cut
off
Vegeta's tail! Vegeta: (screams like a girl) Piccolo: Ummm... I'm
telling... Krillin: I'm busted!! Vegeta: WHOEVER DID THAT WILL SURELY DIE!!
Krillin and Piccolo run for their lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END
OF FLASH BACKS
Vegeta’s
eyes were watery, good times, good times.
Piccolo
and Krillin: What’s wrong Vegeta? I know, want to play Vegeta the video game?
Vegeta:
What?
Piccolo
and Krillin showed him the game.
Computer:
Capture Krillin and Piccolo from the never-ending closet and collect 100 points.
Vegeta:
hey I like this!
Computer:
Bonus Round, see how many hotdogs you can cook to satisfy hungry Piccolo.
Piccolo
blushes, Vegeta: haha, good one Piccolo.
Setting:
Trunks, Goku, Lauren and Katy were playing lazer tag.
Goku:
I thought these were Vegeta’s? Remember?
Trunks:
Shhh, we have to find those sissy girls, they’ll scream and cry, I can’t
wait.
Quietly
Trunks and Goku snuck around the corner……………no one…
They
held their guns up and kept on walking…turned the next corner….
Trunks:
HA! (Echoes)
The
only thing you could hear was their heavy breathing and the clinking of their
boots.
Just then…….
Goku:
AAAA CHOOO!!!
Trunks:
Shhh! You’ll give us away!
Katy
and Lauren: FIRE!!!! BAM, BAM!!!
Trunks and Goku: (scream like girls and turn and run for their lazer lives!)
Katy:
Just how I expected it.
Lauren:
Haha, run sissy’s run! Haha
Trunks:
AHHHHH!
Goku
stops and grabs Trunks collar and yanks him backwards.
Goku:
Will you CALM DOWN?! (brushes his hair throw his hair) Look they are just around
the corner, we have to get them!
Trunks
looks up and smiles.
Next
time on Dragonball Z-
Goku
and Trunks will get back in gear and wipe their baby tears and prepare
themselves for the fight of their life against their girlfriends. Meanwhile
Vegeta, Piccolo and Krillin are becoming the best of friends! Oh and what’s
this? Mr. Freeze is restoring himself?! Next time of Dragonball Z!
Vegeta:
WHAT? The end already? Geez there better be a squeal to this!
Katy:
Wha…?
Piccolo
and Krillin: We must become the new superheroes, as-
Katy
runs out of room to type, woops!