HUMOR!!

~Lines I made up~

Krilin: Vegeta's hair style is just like the wife of Frankenstein's. 

Vegeta: I'm right behind you Carrot, I mean Kakarot! 

Gohan: Hey dad! I'm one of the animorphs!! *changes into a monkey*

Krilin: Pink, tutu, destructo disc!!

Goku: *Changing from a Super Saiyan to his normal self* I'm a dumb blonde, now I'm not, I'm a dumb blonde, now I'm not...etc...

Trunks: *comes crying to his mother* Goten says I'm Tinky-Winky because I have purple hair!

Goku: *First meets Cell* AHH!! GIANTS GRASSHOPPERS ARE REAL!!

*NEW*

Vegeta: Oh yes yes yes!! Herbal Essences!! 

Boo is Gumby's cousin.

fighting boots: $34   wrist bands: $15    fighting uniform: $83    Seeing Goku beat the crap out of Freiza on Cartoon Network: priceless.    There are some things money can't by, for everything else, there's master card.

space pod: $12, 500   hair gel: $17    saiyan armor: $134    Seeing Vegeta cry at Frieza's feet: priceless    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's master card.

Goten and Trunks: Frruuiit... Fussiiooonnnsss... haaa!!!! (they are holding herbal essences shampoo)

Vegeta, when your dad spanks you for misbehaving, does that mean he's 'spanking his monkey?

These are from Farting Dragon, visit her site!

Look under sister sites! It's DBZ Blast!

Vegeta went on the scale and it exploded.

Krillin went to blow his nose but found that he had a problem

Vegeta went to the amusement park but didn't make the height requirements. 

Piccolo went to use the restroom, but he didn't know which one.

***If you have any you would like me to put up here, I will. If it's anything dirty it's not going up. Anything you submit I'll put it was from you.